the way Fitz literally tried killing himself because Olivia left!!!!! and Tom being like wow…… ur so beautiful. WHILE IN CHAINS idk i think him and olivia would’ve went crazyyyyy
my face is so fucking itchy I hate the fucking summer time i hate bugs i hate sweating
I’m not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I’ll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I’d rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
Actually it’s so scary once you get closer to ur desires bc u realise that life is actually about wanting the whole point of death is freedom of desire so what kills u actually nourishes u bc u are dedicated to the chase and once u obtain u get back in the limbo of not understanding how it is to be on the other side. I wanted this so badly but now I actually feel closer to death bc death felt more realistic and attainable than the desire itself
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
Wish everyone saying “jUsT gEt BeTtEr JoBs” would stop consuming any and all literature, movies, and shows. I mean if you think writing isn’t a legitimate job then surely you hate anything that is written, right?
